January 10, 2010

Oops I Did It Again!

Okay, so my sister use to say I was 'really flirty' and that I 'gave out the wrong messages' (and you should know that that's a joke coming from someone like her). I use to protest and be really offended because to be honest, nothing like that ever crossed my mind. I was just having fun and guys are a lot better company, especially when they're highly desirable! xD
Anyway though, as I've gotten older, I've started noticing this as well. Sometimes I do it just because I'm bored! I meet someone that I think is lovely (and not always in the desirable way), and then I'll cling to them, and compliment them about ridiculous and mundane things. Then, they get the wrong impression for obvious reasons, and I find someone new to cling to! I don't mean to, but I do. Maybe I'll end up like Jeffrey Dahmer and start trying to make human zombies because I don't want them to leave... I hope not. I don't want to be comparable to a homosexual serial killer that was beaten to death in prison by a black man because most of his victims were of the African origin! That is not how I want to be remembered!
So yeah, please God - forgive me for my sins!; please future partners - don't get too involved or I'll move on quicker than you could ever imagine; please readers - you must understand that I'm a Scorpio with too big a heart! <3

5 comments:

  1. Nice Jeffrey Dahmer reference... Not sure you'd look to good with a tache though. ;)

    Maybe you should just slow down, and wait to find someone you think will last a while? :) Might make you happier in the long run...

    But maybe you shouldn't listen to me. xD I'm a disaster at inter-personal relations. :) I'm amazed Ab hasn't scarpered tbh. xD

    xox

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  2. Oh My Cabbage Patch... Do You Actually Know Who Jeffrey Dahmer Is? Because If You Do, Then HIGH FIVE! xD

    It's Funny... I Give Loads Of Advice To People (Who Ask For It, Obviously...) And Yet When It Comes To Myself, I Just Make A Huge Pear Out Of Everything I Do And I Sort Of Enjoy It! lmfao

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  3. I do indeed. He killed 14 people (proved), and was murdered in jail by a big black guy in 1994. :D

    Mhmm. Me too. :)

    xox

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  4. YAY! This might/will sound weird, but you know when you get so involved with your interests that you kind iof go weird in the head, yeah? Well I'm really interested in crime, but like, full on brutal murdering crime, and I've practically watched all episodes of Most Evil, Women Behind Bars, Women Who Kill, etc... Anyway, like Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) had a favourite serial killer whom he quoted from (Ed Gein), I think that Jeffrey Dahmer would be mine... He's like the original mentally challenged emo! xD

    Oh, and don't forget that he was murdered by a murderer who killed another murderer at the same time as killing Jeffrey Dahmer. Funny... You would've thought that they'd gotten along fine having the whole murder-stories in common! lmfao Oh shit, my humour's DARK... O.o

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  5. xD Don't worry. I do "sadistic" INCREDIBLY well. I have a seriously twisted mind when it comes to a lot of things. *nods*

    :L I found that entertaining too. :D
    I have dark humour as well. (Y) It's the best kind.

    xox

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