Art Attack, Heart Attack.

Monday morning means many things to many people, for us who attend Ysgol Tre-Gib, it means assembly. Lucy wasn't in school today, and neither was Guy, and these statements combined makes me think that it was because their bus didn't show up or it broke down. In assembly, we get split into boys and girls. Without Lucy, I only have Abi to keep me company. She happens to be talented and therefore was doing something with the orchestra. I was officially a loner, but so was Ashley, so I didn't feel so bad when he saw me.

First lesson was Art. Two people fainted; one being an unimportant, high cheek boned bitch who agrees with fox hunting and the other was the really pretty Angharad Dymond that I mentioned in my last post. Half an hour in and I'm having trouble with the white paint - it was blocked. I squeezed it and nothing came out, so I squeezed it as hard as I could. (It's hard to believe I'm in mostly top sets sometimes to be honest...) The lid flew off and the paint sprayed everywhere; on the top of my thigh, on the bottom of my jumper, on my face, in my hair, all over my hand, on my work and on Luke Gittins laptop. It was so embarrassing, and it looked so dodgy on my leg. Everyone laughed at me, although it was funny, so I don't think they were laughing at me much. Calum told me to control myself... The paint came off my face, Luke's laptop and my hand, but it sort of attained my trousers and top and it was in such a dodgy place! I think I've more or less finished the painting I was working on, so it's not all doom and gloom. Needless to say, I'm enjoying Art a lot more now.

Last lesson I had RE which meant a whole entire hour of sitting next to Meh. The paint was still there obviously, but I had hoped he wouldn't notice it. As soon as he came to sit in his seat next to me, he pointed at it and laughed. I pulled my 'not amused' face. He apologized and pretended to ignore me. We went through the RE exam, he had 52 out of 94 and I had 59 out of 94. We both had ridiculous answers though. For example, when asked to give two examples of how religious people react to God, Meh wrote (i) Pray and (ii) Celebrate, I wrote (i) Sacrifice things and (ii) Freak out at the all being, all knowing immortal. I got one mark out of four, he gone nothing. I won that round! Anyway, relentless teasing and patronizing resulted in me turning red two thirds of the way through the lesson. My personal best, I must add. He is so lovely. I sometimes just stare at him now. He's not even that nice looking, he's just so nice.

I can only think of five people that actually read this blog - Manny, Angus, Rhodri, Sam and Abi. Four out of five of those are boys, as you know, so I have to apologize about going on about boys. At least you get an insight into the female mind! xD